What… the… heck?! Yep, you heard it here first. Before I tell you where to get this wonder drug, take a look at what else it does:
- Increases the libido
- Lowers cholesterol
- Gives you hours of sustained energy
- Helps you sleep for hours on end*
- Gives you the body you want
- Battles cancer
- Karate kicks type II diabetes
- Puts heart disease in a choke hold
- Builds an immunity to Kryptonite**
*How does it increase energy and help you sleep? I know, right?
Where can I get my hands on this pill? Call 1-900-IT-DOES-NOT-EXIST or visit one of the many In Your Dreams locations nationwide.
There is no magic pill for weight loss, better health, energy, sleep, more money, or a better life. You have to earn it yourself.
So, how do I “earn” those things? Grueling hard work? Fearless determination and execution of actions day in and day out? No, it’s not that either.
What is it? It is actually a very simple thing. It’s a choice. A choice to eat fruits, vegetables, and lean meats instead of fast food. A choice to exercise for 10 to 60 minutes a day instead of playing video games or watching television. A choice to invest in your health.
It is easy to do. It is just as easy not to do. The choice is really yours. A simple choice in your daily activities compiled over time can and will get you to wherever you want to be. A simple change in the way you spend money on food and snacks, and the way you occupy your free time can completely transform your health.
**Nutritional choices and activity choices may have no effect on Kryptonite. This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.