Home Just for fun 11 Styles of Fitness in 140 or Less
formats

11 Styles of Fitness in 140 or Less

Published on November 22, 2014 by in Just for fun

There ar140e a lot of different styles and personalities in the world of fitness. In this post today I am breaking down many flavors of fitness in the style of Twitter.

 

And for this post I cannot take credit on the concept. My soon to be famous (or already famous, depending on when you read this) author/bro Mike Speegle came out with this brilliant post a while back where he described book genres in 140 characters or less.

 

This is essentially my fitness rip-off of that. Here we go…

 

1. Crossfit – I just did 11 kipping pull ups and tore my rotator cuff. Do I have to keep pretending I like Paleo pizza? #crossfit

 

2. Bodybuilding – Damn my biceps look good in this mirror. No that wasn’t me – whoever smelt it delt it. #bodybuilding #proteinfarts

 

3. Marathon running – My knees and shins hurt, I lost 3 toe nails, my skin is peeling, I puked, I pooped. That was great! #running#runnerstrots

 

4. Iron Man – My knee is broken, I lost all my toe nails, I think puked at mile 42, and don’t remember much after that. That was great! #running #ultra

 

5. Spartan racing – Watch me transform from a desk jockey to a #spartan this weekend and jump through fire. I could have been in 300 – I look like Gerard Butler

 

6. Cycling – I rode 346 miles so far today. Pass me the GU. And the Preparation H. #cycling #narrowseats

 

7. Group fitness class – Punch, kick, squat, core tight, work, push it, bring it, it is MY workout, am I doing this right? Why is she so skinny? #fitness#groupclass

 

8. P90X – I have to listen to this guy’s jokes for 89 more days? #pullups #pushups #bringit #shutit

 

9. Yoga – Wait… how do I… what… how… dang it’s hot in here. Did someone fart? Oooh, that’s a good stretch. #namaste

 

10. Boot camp – Down. Kick back. Knees in. Up. Whoever invented burpees can kiss… Down. Kick back. Knees in. I’ll just stay down. #bootcamp

 

11. Elliptical trainer – I have been on here for 30 minutes, this has got to be doing something, right? Why do they show Dairy Queen commercials on TVs at the #gym ?

 

Did I miss one? What would you add to the list?

 

 
 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Reddit Share on LinkedIn
No Comments  comments 
© Glen Gosch Fitness | Fitness at A-